Could you repeat that?

Perhaps Mom's ears are going.

She and my little sister, Chelsea, are visiting for a few days. Last night we wanted to take them out for a nice dinner. We were headed down to Northeast, around 28th, thinking about Navarre.

While driving, I say, "I haven't been there before, but I think it's a tapas bar."

Mom, from the backseat, replies: "A topless bar?"

And to think that she says Dad's the one going deaf.