My hometown

I'm sure there are lots of these "Barbie for (insert state name)" e-mails going around. They probably share the same pictures and some of the same funny lines. That may be, but this one pretty much spot-on nails my hometown:



"Norman Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.