Shame of the Sooners

A definition, with apologies to Webster's, as applied to this week's news out of Norman:

A how-to on throwing it away.

Word: selfish
Pronunciation: Rhett Bomar
Function: waste
1 : concerned excessively or exclusively with oneself : seeking or concentrating on one's own advantage, pleasure, or well-being without regard for others
2 : arising from concern with one's own welfare or advantage in disregard of others.
See also: dipshit

I think the young Mr. Bomar would wisely disappear from Norman, and better yet be across state lines, by the season opener.